Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 3.

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I'm thinking and they get really up in your face and then they fucking get away and then they go right up in your face, you know, fucking well.

Um and they got a bit away and they start fucking these two alpacas whacking their heads into each other and you're like, What the fuck?

And you they still start fighting and I was thinking, this isn't right.

And then Jack, one of the alpacas jumps on top of the other alpaca and they start fucking in front of me.

Oh.

Yeah.

But one of them keeps walking while they're fucking I didn't even know you could do that.

And one of them's walking and the other one's going to write.

Well they've got four legs in it.

I feel like if we had four legs we'd have a better chance.

That's what they're doing though.

They're walking around J

And I'm just watching it thinking this is not how I wanted my Sunday to go.

I've been on a beautiful walk.

I'm nearly back at my Cooper.

Oh, I've watched loads.

I've watched pigeons have sex.

Love watch.

It's fucking weird.

I don't say that.

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