Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Shut Up I’m Talking · Jack’s awkward live show, opening viewer gifts & Tom’s illness · 14 Jun 2026 podcast

I do settings as a job.

My job is what about accountants?

Settings of numbers.

What about English English writing?

You stupid.

Settings of words.

Okay?

It's all settings at the end of the day.

I'm telling you, mate, if if you okay, you if if it was ten years ago and you were dying on this hill, you'd have an iPhone 5C and still be using that crap camera on the iPhone 5C.

Okay.

You would still be s trapped in the past.

If it was in the sixties that made the camera better, it was the physical camera.

If it was in the sixties and you were on team camera over team settings, okay.

Settings.

Idiot.

Of course they did.

All right.

You literally, Jack, if you were on this side, you would be sat still on a 60s black and white camera, meanwhile, I am on the latest iOS update and I am playing.

And I'm looking in the info and I am and I'm changing the accessibility and I'm changing the touch and I'm changing the privacy settings, Jack, because all your photos will be to everyone and they won't be synced.

And you'll be 80 years old and you'll have no photos because you didn't sync them on your iCloud via the settings.

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