Tommy Little

And I'm sorry for that.

um without giving too much away i can give you top line stuff i went to get a test done and i got the wrong thing shoved up my bum for no reason and yep in a medical situation and that was just because i booked in the wrong word for the thing um i also went and did horse therapy i don't know if you've ever heard of horse therapy but it is one of the most

beautiful things you will ever do and i it's basically people going into paddocks with horses and crying and it's wonderful i had um i had my sperm tested because i wanted to make officially by the way that was um a medical thing also that's not just me giving it a try um

Because I wanted to make sure that after the lifestyle that I've lived, if I do want to be a dad one day, that at least everything still works.

So these are roughly the areas we're kind of playing in.

You're right, it is an elaborate way to make it a tax write-off and that is 100% what it is.

But no, this will sound a bit too earnest, but I just genuinely love this life and I love the opportunities that I have in this life.

And I actually had a moment, it was maybe 10 years ago now, where...

I saw a comedian do a joke that was very similar to a joke I was doing.

And it was about something really mundane.

It was like self-serve checkouts or something at supermarkets.

And I was like, oh, God, I can't believe I'm saying the same thing as someone else.

And so then I was like, I'm just going to...

Give everything in this life a shot, and it'll guarantee that I'm not saying the same thing as anyone else.

So, like, I've done shows about running a marathon in Antarctica.

I've done shows about swimming the English Channel.

I've done shows about getting my pilot license and then my helicopter license.

And it serves two purposes in that, A, you know, I'm useless at all this stuff, so it usually ends up being funny.

But also, B, it just guarantees that...

I'm an original voice.