Tommy Metz III

What was it? Was it History of the World? What was the Mel Brooks movie where she lifts? Was it Men in Tights? And she has a massive chastity belt and a huge padlock on under her bloomers.

What was it? Was it History of the World? What was the Mel Brooks movie where she lifts? Was it Men in Tights? And she has a massive chastity belt and a huge padlock on under her bloomers.

Yeah. So I that is I mean, the extent of my knowledge of chastity belts is lampooning them.

Yeah. So I that is I mean, the extent of my knowledge of chastity belts is lampooning them.

So I don't really know what they what they are. I assume the church made them. That's what I always assume.

So I don't really know what they what they are. I assume the church made them. That's what I always assume.

The point of them was to prevent people from having sex because I think it was like back in the days of Elizabeth I was like the virgin queen, right? Like that was because it was putting purity above all else. And sex was what? A rageful distraction and an immoral distraction from pure living? Cool. Okay.

The point of them was to prevent people from having sex because I think it was like back in the days of Elizabeth I was like the virgin queen, right? Like that was because it was putting purity above all else. And sex was what? A rageful distraction and an immoral distraction from pure living? Cool. Okay.

So the chastity belt was included. It was essentially militarizing abstinence.

So the chastity belt was included. It was essentially militarizing abstinence.

Okay, you told me last night, you said, do not look this up. I say now, I am so glad I did not look this up. That is fantastic.

Okay, you told me last night, you said, do not look this up. I say now, I am so glad I did not look this up. That is fantastic.

We need a new logo, some new art.

We need a new logo, some new art.

I have read... I don't know about trust and vulnerability, but I've heard it's important.

I have read... I don't know about trust and vulnerability, but I've heard it's important.

And that is the shirt. Women, the tub thumpers of history.

And that is the shirt. Women, the tub thumpers of history.

I'm going to do that for real. Women will thank me.

I'm going to do that for real. Women will thank me.