Tommy Metz III

You unknowingly have given us a perfect segue into my next story. Peter. I can't wait to share. Are you ready?

You unknowingly have given us a perfect segue into my next story. Peter. I can't wait to share. Are you ready?

We are certainly not ones to kink-shame here at All The Feelings HQ. Anything but. In fact, we think you'll find we're far more kink-celebrant than shamers. But every now and again, a kink-adjacent story crops up that allows us to perform the right and good duty of tech-shaming, right where it counts. And today, I bring you a real leg-crosser.

We are certainly not ones to kink-shame here at All The Feelings HQ. Anything but. In fact, we think you'll find we're far more kink-celebrant than shamers. But every now and again, a kink-adjacent story crops up that allows us to perform the right and good duty of tech-shaming, right where it counts. And today, I bring you a real leg-crosser.

This is the tale of the Cellmate Chastity Cage, a high-tech device that allows you to put your love under lock and key. That's right, it's a male chastity device. Here's how it works. You put your... device inside this device, and then you place a hardened steel clamp on the underside. This sticks behind your testicles, firmly locking in place and making the lock nigh impossible to remove.

This is the tale of the Cellmate Chastity Cage, a high-tech device that allows you to put your love under lock and key. That's right, it's a male chastity device. Here's how it works. You put your... device inside this device, and then you place a hardened steel clamp on the underside. This sticks behind your testicles, firmly locking in place and making the lock nigh impossible to remove.

Further, it's a smart lock. It's locked over Bluetooth on your phone. You can fully give control over your device to your partner, giving them complete control over your device's use and disuse. Misuse? Anyhow, you will be shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear that this titillating technology has a major flaw.

Further, it's a smart lock. It's locked over Bluetooth on your phone. You can fully give control over your device to your partner, giving them complete control over your device's use and disuse. Misuse? Anyhow, you will be shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear that this titillating technology has a major flaw.

Security researchers discovered that malcontents could very easily exploit a flaw in the code and take control of these devices, like all of these devices, leaving your device in a rather tight spot. Boink. Here's the kicker. There is no manual override. That's right. There is no key. There is no secret password. There is not even a whispered, open sesame.

Security researchers discovered that malcontents could very easily exploit a flaw in the code and take control of these devices, like all of these devices, leaving your device in a rather tight spot. Boink. Here's the kicker. There is no manual override. That's right. There is no key. There is no secret password. There is not even a whispered, open sesame.

The only escape routes involve either bolt cutters, a very delicate operation you definitely don't want to attempt at home, or a MacGyver-esque solution involving dismantling the motor on the top of the device and shocking it with electricity. Want to share your love without becoming disjointed? Become a Feeling friend today.

The only escape routes involve either bolt cutters, a very delicate operation you definitely don't want to attempt at home, or a MacGyver-esque solution involving dismantling the motor on the top of the device and shocking it with electricity. Want to share your love without becoming disjointed? Become a Feeling friend today.

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So jump in now, support the season, and know that you're also supporting Pete and Tom all without the risk of getting your privates hacked by a 13-year-old Girl Scout in Nebraska. Visit allthefeelings.fun to learn more. And thank you for your support. Back to the show. Tom, hi, it's Pete from the podcast. Pete, this is Tommy from the podcast from before. Okay, good. Thanks.

It's good that we know everybody on the call. I may have come in hard-edged on podcast, on Chastity in the beginning of the show. You remember. It was a few minutes ago. Yeah. But I still agree with myself then. I think Chastity is ridiculous. That's not saying that the ideas behind it have some utility.

It's good that we know everybody on the call. I may have come in hard-edged on podcast, on Chastity in the beginning of the show. You remember. It was a few minutes ago. Yeah. But I still agree with myself then. I think Chastity is ridiculous. That's not saying that the ideas behind it have some utility.

But historically, chastity, I mean, you already talked about the chastity as it relates to men and women control over wives while the men are away fighting the war. You might be surprised to learn that the church has some opinions on chastity as well.

But historically, chastity, I mean, you already talked about the chastity as it relates to men and women control over wives while the men are away fighting the war. You might be surprised to learn that the church has some opinions on chastity as well.