Toni Lodge

Frustratingly anonymous.

If you've got a confession and you'd like to submit it, we can't ask follow-up questions, so you're very safe to admit to fraud or whatever might be going on.

At our website, TonyRyan.com.au, there's a thing that's like submit your stories and there's a confessions area.

If you've got anything that you don't want to tell your friends, that's also valid.

He doesn't have to just be like, oh, I threw up in my boss's car or something.

Charles.

I reckon, though, it would be something you'd want to, like, you'd be like, because it's just a bit nosy, isn't it?

Like, you'd want to, like, get some goss on the other side, don't you reckon?

Oh, that's perfect now, that tea.

Thank you.

I think I've got, what do they call that 100-day cough?

Because I'm coughing and I can't get rid of it, eh?

It's fine.

Like, I don't feel bad, but I'm just coughing me fucking frog up.

Yeah.

How do we go back?

That's the whole thing.

How do we go back?

These days you want to go back sometimes, but ever moving forward, isn't it?

Technology, speed of light, et cetera.