Toni Lodge

They stand at the mouth of the carousel and then you actually can't see what's coming.

They just shoot it and then they go, oh, and then they have to bundle everyone else when they're chasing it down the aisle.

Because it's gone too fast and then they have to move back through.

Rookies.

It is honestly astounding the amount of people that do it and just don't fucking realise what they're doing.

Like, I just don't know how you could be that self-unaware that you're standing in everybody's way and that, like, then when people go, oh, sorry, I'm just trying to get my bag and they just go...

I'm like, I'm not the bad guy.

I'm standing behind the line that is tiled into the floor.

Does that need to be a question when you get through customs?

How long are you staying?

Oh, yeah.

What day are you flying out?

Are you here for business pleasure or fucking a conference?

Blah, blah, blah.

Cool.

Are you fucking a conference?

How close are you going to stand to that baggage carousel?

And if they go, oh, straight up, then they go, denied.

Duh.

Out, bitch.