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Toni Lodge

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13310 total appearances

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Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Okay.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

This is exactly what I was thinking.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

So, I'm glad you're not considering that too harsh because I think this is the perfect thing.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

On your entry arrival card, there should be a way that they ask it and you just go, oh, yeah, right at the front.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Ah.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Or is it more of a like a pointed like, do you agree to not stand within two meters of the baggage carousel?

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

And then they go, oh, okay.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Well, you know, when you go through customs and it's like there's a green side and it's like nothing to declare and the red side, it's like something to declare.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Yeah, I declare you're a fuckhead because you've stood too close to the fucking customs thing.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

And I hope that you have a live bird in your suitcase and they throw you out.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

And you know what?

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

I'm actually going to ensure that there's a live bird in your suitcase because I've just fucking put it in there.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Okay.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Because I think that you are an absolute fucking spoon and you deserve to have your holiday ruined.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Should there, when they like if something to declare something not to declare.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Yeah.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Should it be like.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Declare I'm a.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Should there be two lanes and it's like, go down this lane if you're going to stand right up the front and be a fuckhead.

Toni and Ryan
Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

And we can compile the fuckheads together so they can run their own little race.