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This is exactly what I was thinking.
So, I'm glad you're not considering that too harsh because I think this is the perfect thing.
On your entry arrival card, there should be a way that they ask it and you just go, oh, yeah, right at the front.
Or is it more of a like a pointed like, do you agree to not stand within two meters of the baggage carousel?
And then they go, oh, okay.
Well, you know, when you go through customs and it's like there's a green side and it's like nothing to declare and the red side, it's like something to declare.
Yeah, I declare you're a fuckhead because you've stood too close to the fucking customs thing.
And I hope that you have a live bird in your suitcase and they throw you out.
And you know what?
I'm actually going to ensure that there's a live bird in your suitcase because I've just fucking put it in there.
Because I think that you are an absolute fucking spoon and you deserve to have your holiday ruined.
Should there, when they like if something to declare something not to declare.
Should it be like.
Declare I'm a.
Should there be two lanes and it's like, go down this lane if you're going to stand right up the front and be a fuckhead.
And we can compile the fuckheads together so they can run their own little race.