Tony Five
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Now, bearing in mind, they did take precautions.
They wrapped it in plastic.
So these are sort of electric beard clippers.
Put it up there.
And then when he went to the hospital, they said, why on earth did you do that, young man?
And he said, for constipation relief.
And PSA for those people who are planning on it or thinking about it, don't do anything that breaks.
Don't think like a glass bottle or a light bulb.
There's just no need for it.
Yeah, no light bulb.
How are you, dear boy?
Yes, flattery is the lowest form of flatulence, I believe.
Would I rather do this show?
End of interview.
First answer.
Apologies, Alex, but you're completely wrong.
What the correct answer is, is a nipple sized finger.
The stub in would be fantastic.
Having two sort of scud missiles pointing out of your chest would look absolutely ridiculous.
I don't think it would help your career in any way, shape or form.