Tony Hinchcliffe

I didn't even know that I had that many fans in Austin, but when they called my name, y'all gave me a standing ovation, and that's why this is my new hometown.

I am renouncing Atlanta, Georgia.

Like Charles?

Your glasses are so Sally Jesse Raphael.

I don't know if you know.

Okay.

Did you already have this outfit, or did you buy it?

breakups and then getting back together and then breaking up and then now it's just like I went through like a depression phase where I was just like the world's dark I don't want to make people laugh and do comedy but then I was like I fucking love this shit so like and making people laugh so I got back to it and my fucking car broke down and then I got a new car I don't know just up and down so

I'll just say, like, another literally shitty thing.

I was like, if I go back, they're going to know.

Good.

He's a real pretty daughter.

I think if I was in that situation, I'd be...

What the fuck's up, you goddamn nerds?

You guys want to play Kill Tony here?

Yeah!

Are you guys prepared for this?

You know how it works?

We know how it works.

I don't know if we're prepared.