Tony Hinchcliffe

People are struggling, and you assholes paid 500 bucks to watch billionaires talk to each other.

God bless America.

Look, billionaires don't have it easy.

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a billionaire to pretend like they like their kids?

I had to research these guys, and it was the most exhausting thing I've ever done.

Absolute dorks.

But then I watched Mountainhead on the plane, and then Big Bang Theory, and Succession, and then Brokeback Mountain.

And I think I figured it out.

As many of you know, these gentlemen started the All In podcast at the beginning of the COVID pandemic.

It saw massive success very quickly, which makes sense.

People were isolated and looking for relatable content.

And what's more relatable than four venture capitalists playing high-stakes poker?

Their combined net worth of the four hosts is over $3 billion.

You guys realize you don't have to do a podcast, right?

J. Cal does.

Whenever anyone is asked what they would do if they had a billion dollars, I've never heard the answer, attend weekly Zoom calls.

I do love the current landscape of podcasts, though.

Like, how is my show even considered on the same playing field as what you guys do?

It's crazy, right?

You can listen to four experts educated on economics and technology, and within seconds you can switch over to my show and listen to an Elon Musk impersonator roasting an aspiring comedian with cerebral palsy.