Tony Hinchcliffe

These guys are all actual friends with Elon Musk.

They told me that backstage, and then they told me their names.

Our friend Elon, of course, got some criticism from the left at the beginning of this year when he was accused of doing a Nazi salute.

He said he didn't do a Nazi salute, but that it was a Roman salute.

He could have just said it was an awkward wave, and people would have accepted that.

I don't know if Roman salute is the best alternative.

He went with, behind the Nazis, the group who has killed the most Jews, including Jesus himself.

That's like being accused of visiting Epstein's Island and having an alibi that you were touring Thailand with Bill Gates.

Yeah.

Can you guys tell Elon to use his rockets for something positive like immigration?

Do you have any idea how fast you can get illegal immigrants back to where they came from on a fucking rocket?

I looked into this.

It's 26 seconds from here to Tijuana, Mexico.

It's simple.

You take the rocket, you fill it with illegal immigrants, you blast that bitch up in the air, right?

You let Elon do his fancy little parallel parking thing that he likes to do.

You empty the illegal immigrants, you fill it with avocados.

Yes.

No tariffs on these avocados.

These are the ideas.