Toussaint Douglass
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard 10 Jul
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You're Dead to Me · Causes of the British Civil Wars: Royalists versus Parliamentarians · 7 Feb 2025
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If I needed a quick three billion, I think I would just draw my face onto a piece of paper and just say that's three billion. He's the king. Isn't that what money is?
It's a bit because of his name, isn't it? Come on. I know we're Radio 4, but it's a little bit because of his name.
Was he also drunk as well, though? Because I feel like just bowing isn't enough to make you fall over. Unless he was really top-heavy on his head. I've got quite a big head sometimes. But I feel like he must have been hitting the communion wine a little bit, surely.
So anti-Puritan sports.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So obviously you've got like main sports like egg and spoon race. So is it like... that but with like the communion cup nice egg is just in the in the cup and you're just you're just running with that i've no i've no idea i've seen no idea greg i love the idea of a sort of child's sports day like you know primary school what sort of sports and activities are we talking about
Is it though? I've seen a bit of Morris dancing. Is it angry? I'm not quite sure. They've all got copies of... Just furiously flicking their ankles with the bells.
There's a cost of living crisis, but surely it's not affecting the Puritans, is it? They must be saving loads of money. They're not doing anything with their time. They're just indoors, just reading the Bible. They're not spending any money, are they?
To rally them?
Oh, right, OK. This sounds very... Yeah, what do they steal?
Not the sexiest heist, I'll be honest. No. Stealing stacks of grain. A bit more ambitious. Go for the gold. Do you know what I mean? You get all the grain you want and then some with gold. Just stealing grain. You can only have grain. Grain only gets you grain.
No. I mean, it's always boiling tar, isn't it? It's never kind of lukewarm tar. Like, it always has to be bubbling, doesn't it, the tar? I feel like tar in itself is enough, but for some reason, people who use tar, it's always got to be 100 degrees, you know, boiling point. It's curious, that, to be honest.
We're not there yet. No.
I would like it to be near some bishops.
That's embarrassing, isn't it? That's embarrassing, seeing your mum on the beach. You go, oh, lads.
I'm going to go with two years.
20 years? What? This guy is so random. If I was a parliamentarian, I just wouldn't know where I stand with him. Do you know what I mean? I just want clarity from Charles. I feel like he's like, are you into me? Are you not? You keep calling me up and then you keep breaking up with me. Come on, what's our relationship status here? 20 years, wow.
Good on Parliament. Yeah, they found their self-worth after all that being messed about and actually like, you know, good. I'm glad.
It sounds a bit like a dance that the couples on Strictly would do like week nine, you know, like Blackpool week, you know, because it's quite technical and it's a lot of hip action to it. Do you know what I mean? Like the Grand Remonstrance. It just sounds really nice to say as well. Grand Remonstrance. It's just a really nice name to say.
Why did he choose Nottingham to declare war? Is it because it already looks like a bit of a battlefield? No, I'm joking. I really like Nottingham. I've already alienated Portsmouth. I don't want to lose Nottingham. I've got a long history with Nottingham. I went to uni there. It's really good. Some fond memories. My first mugging was in Radford, so I've got a lot of... I really like Nottingham.
Oh, that is a good question. I think before this, I would have gone parliament because I'm a man of the people. And also I'm just, I'm not a king. So, but to be honest, I'm not going to lie. Parliament, they do seem a bit like jobs worse, like a little bit like...
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