Trae Crowder

Yeah. Well, it's funny. I mean, I totally believe you, obviously. But I just always think about this buddy of mine. Now, this was years ago. I mean, this is like 2005. This is like 20 years ago. Uh, we were 19, 20, 21, something like that at the time. And I had a friend that was in the military, joined the army and, uh, was not the sharpest tool in the shed, but a bit of a wild card.

Yeah. Well, it's funny. I mean, I totally believe you, obviously. But I just always think about this buddy of mine. Now, this was years ago. I mean, this is like 2005. This is like 20 years ago. Uh, we were 19, 20, 21, something like that at the time. And I had a friend that was in the military, joined the army and, uh, was not the sharpest tool in the shed, but a bit of a wild card.

None of us had ever met.

And she was from like Columbia or Bolivia or some some South African or South American country.

I can't remember.

and it was totally out of the blue.

And he was like, he was like, Hey guys, this is my wife.

And we were like, you're what?

And he was just openly talk discussing how, like, he was like, yeah.

So, uh, she gave me like 200 bucks.

This guy, he would get a signing bonus and just buy kayaks from gas stations and he would crash into embankments immediately. He'd rent cars and take them off-roading and mudding and stuff and then just bottom them out and get sued and shit like that all the time. So, you know, not the soundest decisions, but I always... Remember, he showed up when he didn't even tell us this was going to happen.

This guy, he would get a signing bonus and just buy kayaks from gas stations and he would crash into embankments immediately. He'd rent cars and take them off-roading and mudding and stuff and then just bottom them out and get sued and shit like that all the time. So, you know, not the soundest decisions, but I always... Remember, he showed up when he didn't even tell us this was going to happen.

This guy, he would get a signing bonus and just buy kayaks from gas stations and he would crash into embankments immediately. He'd rent cars and take them off-roading and mudding and stuff and then just bottom them out and get sued and shit like that all the time. So, you know, not the soundest decisions, but I always... Remember, he showed up when he didn't even tell us this was going to happen.

Right.

It was literally like $200 or something.

He's like, she gave me like 200 bucks so we could get married so that she could have like a, whatever, you know, a visa or green card, however it works.

Yeah.

And it's like,

And he was just talking about it very casually and shrugging it off.

And then I never, and I don't know if he ever saw that girl again after that.