Travis Kelsey

Later on my senior year of high school, this is like three years later, I was in a talent show. I did a standup bit and I was not really doing good at writing jokes. So I decided to tell the heart attack story. Turns out Mrs. Puff is one of the judges at the talent show.

Yeah. I said it all happened in sixth grade. I changed her name to Mrs. Applebottom Jeans Boots with the Fur because that was in the zeitgeist at the time. The bit killed and I won the talent show.

Yeah. I said it all happened in sixth grade. I changed her name to Mrs. Applebottom Jeans Boots with the Fur because that was in the zeitgeist at the time. The bit killed and I won the talent show.

Yeah. I said it all happened in sixth grade. I changed her name to Mrs. Applebottom Jeans Boots with the Fur because that was in the zeitgeist at the time. The bit killed and I won the talent show.

Oh, my God, Mrs. Puff.

Oh, my God, Mrs. Puff.

Oh, my God, Mrs. Puff.

And neither my parents were there. So that's kind of where it is.

And neither my parents were there. So that's kind of where it is.

And neither my parents were there. So that's kind of where it is.

I don't feel great about it.

I don't feel great about it.

I don't feel great about it.

You have a big smile on your face. I think you do feel great about it.

You have a big smile on your face. I think you do feel great about it.

You have a big smile on your face. I think you do feel great about it.

I promise I've changed. I've learned. I don't think I could do that now.

I promise I've changed. I've learned. I don't think I could do that now.

I promise I've changed. I've learned. I don't think I could do that now.

They would be very upset.