Trevor Noah

No, don't take away Epstein's Island.

Go Epstein's Island, bro.

No, no.

So this is actually what I'm trying to get to.

You see, now we've hit the nail on the head.

Actually, we've gone deeper here.

But you literally, I've never, ever, ever heard you say the phrase, I'm going shopping or I'm going to buy clothes ever.

ever ever doesn't interest me rolling with you anyone who knows you knows you're notoriously the guy who will be wearing like free t-shirts from like the local hardware store and local real estate agencies and like that's you and i remember one day saying to you this this is this is a crazy one i was going on a date one day and then joe and i walked back to the apartment you might have been there as well but we walked back to the apartment and then joe went

I was like, let me go get changed.

Then Joe was like, changed for what?

I said, I'm going to go to a date.

And then you went, but you're already dressed.

And then you said something that has stuck with me forever.

At least now I know that they don't like me versus they like me for who I'm not.

And that's a weird, you don't understand how weird that is on an alien level.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't press anything.

after this.

Just tell us the number.