Trevor Noah

The waiters are so rude.

Michael, I'm disappointed in you.

Come on, we spoke, I thought you were going like, man, especially after seeing how brave President Zelensky has been, you should be as brave.

You're a fellow comedian.

You should be proud of the example that he's setting.

Proud?

This Zelensky thing is a disaster for us, Trevor.

People are gonna see this comedian being brave and they're gonna think we're all brave.

I did not become a comedian to be brave.

I became a comedian to eat free chicken fingers at comedy clubs.

If a Russian ever threatened me, I would not be standing my ground.

I'd be learning how to make borscht the way that he likes it.

Another one, but this time a white one.

You're mine.

Well, you know what, Costa?

I'm disappointed, and that is just you, my friend, because I'm a comedian, and I'm inspired by Zelensky stepping up to fight.

Oh, really?

So you want my train ticket to Kyiv so you can fight on the front lines?

Well, I mean, I think I have more value here at the show, you know, getting the word out to the people, informing them about- Blah, blah, blah.

Admit it.