Trevor Noah

Alcohol has had the upper hand for decades, but now it appears that marijuana is pulling ahead.

That's right.

Daily pot smokers are beating daily alcohol drinkers in the race to see who can escape their sad lives more quickly.

But in some ways, it makes sense.

Edibles are just much more efficient than booze.

I mean, have you ever tried to get a trick-or-treater drunk?

It's almost impossible.

Of course, the rising popularity of weed is a good reminder to the beer industry that they got lazy.

They thought they could just sit back and relax while Tommy Chong bought every goddamn ad on Twitter, you know?

Congrats, beer companies.

You lost to that well-known, super-ambitious, type-A, hard-working go-getter Tommy Chong.

Now, weed and alcohol aside, the larger issue is that maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't be depending on all these substances in the first place.

You know, life is much better when you're sober and we can really feel everything authentically.

That's an epiphany I had on my weekly ayahuasca voyage, so...

Let's take a moment to talk about marijuana, AKA weed, chronic, the devil's kale, George W. Kush.

Whatever you call it.

Weed is becoming more and more mainstream in America and is now legal in some form in 37 states.

And while most people have to head to a specialized dispensary to pick up some rocky broccoli, in Florida, soon, you'll be able to get it

Stop by the old corner store, pick up some weed, and fill up your tank.

That's right.