Trevor Noah

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Guys?

Really?

Where are you?

Hello?

Come on, guys.

Jeez.

You know what?

None of you are going to be president.

All right, we're done.

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Our next health story should be of particular interest to our teen viewers.

Who suffer from crippling glaucoma.

For centuries, marijuana has been used as a self-prescribed remedy for the terminal disease known as being alive.

But last week, the Supreme Court heard arguments as to whether state initiatives permitting the drug to be used medicinally violate federal law.

It's a case that figures to settle once and for all the legality of medical marijuana and thereby affect the lives of no fewer than .0001% of American marijuana smokers.

The federal government maintains, however, that marijuana, or as it's known on the street, funny pot cigarettes, is illegal, period, and has severely criticized prescribing the drug to those freewheeling, long-haired, hippie AIDS and cancer patients just trying to score a free high off Uncle Sam.