Trevor Noah

No, everyone around the world is finding their own way to show Putin that he's an asshole.

Major news from the sports world.

The World Soccer Organization FIFA is banning Russian teams from all of their games.

and the International Judo Federation suspending Putin's status as honorary president and ambassador of the federation.

Yeah, no World Cup for Putin, no Eurovision Song Contest for Putin, no more being president of the International Judo Federation, and in case you're wondering, yes, he will no longer be allowed to host this year's Oscars.

which I was kind of looking forward to.

It was gonna be interesting.

Now, I know a lot of people out there are wondering, they're like, oh man, who cares?

I mean, they're having their economy destroyed.

Who cares if people are pouring out vodka?

Who cares?

But people, this actually makes a difference, right?

South Africa had sanctions on it, which was really bad back in the day during apartheid, but it was the collective idea around the world that people were not for what was happening that sort of spurred a lot of the change.

And don't forget, oftentimes in life, it's the little things that hurt the most.

You think they're small, but they get to you.

Think of it this way.

Would you rather be shot or blocked by your ex?

Oh, and just by the way, now that Russia is not gonna be playing in the World Cup, I mean, that means there's gonna be an open spot, right?

I'm just saying, FIFA, if you wanna hook South Africa up with that spot, you know, we've never invaded another country.

You know, we barely even have a military.