Trevor Noah

And that is a lot of people on TV didn't expect a war like this to happen in, let's say, certain neighborhoods.

These are prosperous middle class people.

These are not people trying to get away from areas in North Africa.

They look like any European family that you would live next door to.

This isn't a place, with all due respect, you know, like Iraq or Afghanistan.

You know, this is a relatively civilized, relatively European, I have to choose those words carefully too, city where you wouldn't expect that or hope that it's going to happen.

Wow.

That was you choosing your words carefully.

That was the careful version.

So what were you gonna say if you weren't choosing your words carefully?

I just hope the next time this happens, it happens back in the Middle East where it belongs.

Here's the thing, people.

Here's the thing.

Beyond the racism, right?

Like, let's forget the racism.

Oh, how I wish we could forget about the racism.

You do realize that until very recently, fighting crazy wars was Europe's thing.

That was Europe's entire thing.

That's all of European history.

They even had something called the Hundred Years War.