Trista

Did you freaking see our man Jokic last night?

Two nights ago?

Yo, he could have put up 80 points if he wanted to.

He had 25 in the first quarter.

In the first quarter.

Do you watch shows about serial killers ever?

My mom loves all those serial killer shows.

I like Dexter.

And one of the things that Dexter always did when he was basically the plot of the show.

He's a guy who's like a blood spatter analyst that works for the police department, but he's actually a serial killer that kills serial killers.

He's actually based in Miami.

It really should be a Dan Lebitard show.

Damn.

And so, anyway.

He brings in donuts every day for the crew to make himself seem normal.

And I was talking to somebody on the group chat last night, and they said that Jokic, when Nurkic was traded to Portland and Jokic had the full-time starter role, he was walking down the tunnel with a bag, like a five-pound bag of loose candy and just offering candy to everyone in the tunnel that he could.

And I was like, that's a serial killer.

on the court that is uh trying to make himself look human he's like everything about him that you see looks human except for when he steps on the court did you see the floater do we have the floater miss rebecca when did he develop that in his game you know good and down well miss rebecca ain't got no damn floater miss rebecca whole back just started sweating there we go the big screen way too yeah i like that she learned a new trick

Well, and we've seen players with floaters before.

I just don't see, I haven't really seen a lot of Jokic floaters.