Trista

How about this?

I've got two Marlins stats of the day now.

You know what they say when you have two.

The Marlins have three of the top seven hitters in baseball in batting average.

Also, they're the only team in the history of baseball to never lose 12 straight games.

Well, the first one was three of the top four two days ago.

But then I wasn't here and I didn't get to it on the first day.

No, this is a classic.

I'm a little nervous about the midsection and the way it's going to stick out if I put both arms behind people and that shirt bunches up.

I've been here before.

This is just insecurity.

The uniforms are the same color, though, so I just picture the same exact thing no matter what, right?

It's always going to be wherever their last stop was.

That's what is going to happen on a website.

Well, tune into the draft tonight and see who goes number one.

A guy who Indiana can claim, by the way, even though it was just one year.

I'm worried about getting anything from newspapers now.

Oh, you don't want to know about those Tubi movies.

I mean, I know it's an app, right?

Tell him, Tony.