Trista Crick

McCollum is out here feeling very free.

You can tell he's feeling a little too free.

If I was to ask you how much... We're not pocket watching.

But if I was to ask you how much money CJ McCollum...

a 6'2 combo guard who's really not a shooting guard because he's too small, really not a point guard.

Okay, if I was to ask you how much money combo guard CJ McCollum has made in his career in all these places he needed to be freed from, how much money would you say?

You don't think $300 million is enough to stall me out?

Yes.

Pass the ball to Jalen Johnson when it's the end of the game and he's open and you have multiple defenders hanging on you like earrings.

Like dreads.

Okay.

Like they're so deep.

They're so deep in your head.

They're stuck to it.

Yo, you better bring up this LeBron article.

If you don't bring up this LeBron article, I'm going to be mad.

No, you've been good today.

You've been really good.

Let me just start by saying, for anybody who doesn't know this, because you've got to be really focused in on NBA news to know this.

If you read any article, you haven't read the headline, you haven't read the article, you haven't seen the thumbnail, all you need to know is the byline says, Baxter Holmes, you are...