Tristan Tate

Any argument. I will become a citizen there. Can you play the clip? I'm laughing because someone's going to take this clip. Some guy who works at Pizza Hut is going to take this clip after he gets caught cheating on his girlfriend. He's going to say, listen. This is why. You want me to become a pedophile? I just made pepperoni pizzas. I'm tired. I don't want to fuck kids.

Any argument. I will become a citizen there. Can you play the clip? I'm laughing because someone's going to take this clip. Some guy who works at Pizza Hut is going to take this clip after he gets caught cheating on his girlfriend. He's going to say, listen. This is why. You want me to become a pedophile? I just made pepperoni pizzas. I'm tired. I don't want to fuck kids.

That's probably what it is. Is there a blackmail element?

That's probably what it is. Is there a blackmail element?

100%.

100%.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Welcome. I'm very happy to be here. And this is the least pregnant I've ever seen, Reef. So congratulations on the new arrival. It's absolutely amazing.

Welcome. I'm very happy to be here. And this is the least pregnant I've ever seen, Reef. So congratulations on the new arrival. It's absolutely amazing.

Welcome. I'm very happy to be here. And this is the least pregnant I've ever seen, Reef. So congratulations on the new arrival. It's absolutely amazing.

Doing your job, repopulating the earth. I love to hear it. I love to hear it.

Doing your job, repopulating the earth. I love to hear it. I love to hear it.

Doing your job, repopulating the earth. I love to hear it. I love to hear it.

Well, Romania has a very, I guess, smart way of dealing with their prison system. What they do is instead of investing money in the prison system, they eat all the money in fines for treating prisoners badly because it's cheaper than actually constructing new prisons. So every single prison here is built during the communist regime. None of them have been upgraded. None of them are nice at all.

Well, Romania has a very, I guess, smart way of dealing with their prison system. What they do is instead of investing money in the prison system, they eat all the money in fines for treating prisoners badly because it's cheaper than actually constructing new prisons. So every single prison here is built during the communist regime. None of them have been upgraded. None of them are nice at all.

Well, Romania has a very, I guess, smart way of dealing with their prison system. What they do is instead of investing money in the prison system, they eat all the money in fines for treating prisoners badly because it's cheaper than actually constructing new prisons. So every single prison here is built during the communist regime. None of them have been upgraded. None of them are nice at all.

The cell was about four yards by... Four yards by three yards. I'll use yards because I know you're an American. I like to use meters, of course. Two sets of bunk beds, tiny toilet in the corner. It's not a toilet. It's a hole in the ground, quite literally. And then there's a shower overhead that is either way too hot or way too cold. I was there for 92 days.

The cell was about four yards by... Four yards by three yards. I'll use yards because I know you're an American. I like to use meters, of course. Two sets of bunk beds, tiny toilet in the corner. It's not a toilet. It's a hole in the ground, quite literally. And then there's a shower overhead that is either way too hot or way too cold. I was there for 92 days.

The cell was about four yards by... Four yards by three yards. I'll use yards because I know you're an American. I like to use meters, of course. Two sets of bunk beds, tiny toilet in the corner. It's not a toilet. It's a hole in the ground, quite literally. And then there's a shower overhead that is either way too hot or way too cold. I was there for 92 days.