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I have something. If you survive a plane crash, all parking tickets go away. What? All unpaid parking tickets, you're clear.

I have something. If you survive a plane crash, all parking tickets go away. What? All unpaid parking tickets, you're clear.

You can just park wherever you want. Then you get a $200 gift card from the airline. $200? If you have no unpaid parking tickets.

You can just park wherever you want. Then you get a $200 gift card from the airline. $200? If you have no unpaid parking tickets.

I have a list here of seven celebrities that have survived plane crashes. Number seven, Sandra Bullock. What? Really? Cardinal Bullock. Good woman. Number six, Post Malone. Number five, Barack Obama. What? What? That's the whole thing with Air Force One. Is that right? Number four, Travis Barker. That one's famous. Number three, Jennifer Aniston. Number two, Harrison Ford. And number one, Bono.

I have a list here of seven celebrities that have survived plane crashes. Number seven, Sandra Bullock. What? Really? Cardinal Bullock. Good woman. Number six, Post Malone. Number five, Barack Obama. What? What? That's the whole thing with Air Force One. Is that right? Number four, Travis Barker. That one's famous. Number three, Jennifer Aniston. Number two, Harrison Ford. And number one, Bono.

Rabbi Bono.

Rabbi Bono.

Well, he's on this list. In 2008, he was aboard a plane that was involved in an on-the-ground collision with another plane. This doesn't count. Technically crashed. That's terrifying.

Well, he's on this list. In 2008, he was aboard a plane that was involved in an on-the-ground collision with another plane. This doesn't count. Technically crashed. That's terrifying.

Yeah, he didn't do that right. The best part is in the video, his face, he thinks he's nailing it. Does he? The smirk, he's like, yeah. He thinks this is going to go viral for all the right reasons.

Yeah, he didn't do that right. The best part is in the video, his face, he thinks he's nailing it. Does he? The smirk, he's like, yeah. He thinks this is going to go viral for all the right reasons.

It's a great question. They've been asking it for a lot of years there, buddy.

It's a great question. They've been asking it for a lot of years there, buddy.

That's good enough for me.

That's good enough for me.

I mean, he is going safety first with the seatbelts. That's good.

I mean, he is going safety first with the seatbelts. That's good.

Usually buckle up hits harder there. Buckle up is what you say. Buckle up.

Usually buckle up hits harder there. Buckle up is what you say. Buckle up.