Tums
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Anytime I want to go to lunch with him, it's like, all right, you ready to go? Let's leave in 15. I got to tie up a few loose ends.
Anytime I want to go to lunch with him, it's like, all right, you ready to go? Let's leave in 15. I got to tie up a few loose ends.
You're the slowest cooker ever. You're a great cook, but you take forever.
You're the slowest cooker ever. You're a great cook, but you take forever.
You voted for Roy's turkey over there.
You voted for Roy's turkey over there.
When I text you, I'll be there in 10 minutes. We're going to lunch. And you say, I got to tie up some loose ends. What the bleep are you doing?
When I text you, I'll be there in 10 minutes. We're going to lunch. And you say, I got to tie up some loose ends. What the bleep are you doing?
I would argue tight ends don't have loose ends.
I would argue tight ends don't have loose ends.
And then she does the thing of, we're not throwing away any of these bags. So it's open the bags, fold them up neatly, and then hand them back to my mom. I know I don't want to waste paper, but it just becomes like, that's what she's focused on on Christmas morning. Where are the bags? I need them back.
And then she does the thing of, we're not throwing away any of these bags. So it's open the bags, fold them up neatly, and then hand them back to my mom. I know I don't want to waste paper, but it just becomes like, that's what she's focused on on Christmas morning. Where are the bags? I need them back.
She'll cheat on you once but never use a gift bag again. Oh, wow. Or she'll never cheat on you.
She'll cheat on you once but never use a gift bag again. Oh, wow. Or she'll never cheat on you.
But only gift bags. Yeah, right.
But only gift bags. Yeah, right.
I see that it's a pair of shoes, okay? You're not fooling anybody.
I see that it's a pair of shoes, okay? You're not fooling anybody.