Tyler Phillips

Blooper's a fat fuck. Yeah, no, my son's getting bigger. He's getting a little bit more brave with mascots. Okay. And I've had the conversation with my girl, too, like... She thinks I'm lying. I don't know. You guys found an article? Was it in an article that I said that?

She would have told me that. I was playing. How would I know? But yeah, I think he just doesn't fuck with him, man. I've groomed him to like the fanatic, man.

She would have told me that. I was playing. How would I know? But yeah, I think he just doesn't fuck with him, man. I've groomed him to like the fanatic, man.

She would have told me that. I was playing. How would I know? But yeah, I think he just doesn't fuck with him, man. I've groomed him to like the fanatic, man.

Yeah, that sounds about right. He doesn't watch. Now I hope he watches the games now, but he wasn't watching then. He just went, where's the playground?

Yeah, that sounds about right. He doesn't watch. Now I hope he watches the games now, but he wasn't watching then. He just went, where's the playground?

Yeah, that sounds about right. He doesn't watch. Now I hope he watches the games now, but he wasn't watching then. He just went, where's the playground?

Give me some treats. Where's the cotton candy? That's all he cared about.

Give me some treats. Where's the cotton candy? That's all he cared about.

Give me some treats. Where's the cotton candy? That's all he cared about.

I couldn't even imagine what it's like for my girlfriend to even try to manage that. Luckily, the Phillies, they had a daycare system going on there.

I couldn't even imagine what it's like for my girlfriend to even try to manage that. Luckily, the Phillies, they had a daycare system going on there.

I couldn't even imagine what it's like for my girlfriend to even try to manage that. Luckily, the Phillies, they had a daycare system going on there.

They had their kid's playroom. He was just there, and she got to sit back and relax for once. But the minor league games, that's got to be miserable. Yeah.

They had their kid's playroom. He was just there, and she got to sit back and relax for once. But the minor league games, that's got to be miserable. Yeah.

They had their kid's playroom. He was just there, and she got to sit back and relax for once. But the minor league games, that's got to be miserable. Yeah.

Yeah, you pretty much just turn into a king overnight. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, you pretty much just turn into a king overnight. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, you pretty much just turn into a king overnight. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Pays less.