Tyson Yunkaporta
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first heard Feb 2020
last heard 10 Jun
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Right.
And the job of that king was to get the land pregnant.
And St.
Patrick writes in his Confession, so St.
Patrick's Confession from the 5th century, it's the first piece of writing in Ireland ever, and it's Patrick talking about what Ireland was like.
And one thing that Patrick mentions is...
The handshake in ancient Ireland was one man would suck another man's tit.
So the king, a man of higher status, if a man of lower status came along, it's just suck my tit.
And Patrick mentions this.
But when we find bog bodies, so bog bodies are bodies that have been ritualistically killed maybe four or 5,000 years ago, they all have their nipples chopped off.
So they reckon that these bog bodies, they're all definitely wealthy people because some of them have like hair gel in their hair and it comes from Spain.
So if you're getting that 5,000 years ago, you've got a couple of quid.
But the nipples being cut off, what we have to guess is that these kings failed to fuck the land and get it pregnant.
So if there was a bit of a famine or a bad crop, it's like, you fucking, you didn't ride the land correctly.
You didn't get her pregnant.
We need a new one.
See, we don't know that.
We're guessing.
I can't make sense of it.
I can't.
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