Uncle Lazer
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Podcast Appearances
Well, I was, excuse me, Tony, I was a Pi Kappa Alpha at the University of Tennessee.
And Tony, one of my fondest memories of the first time I foot a ton of funnel in my asshole, the first time I butt chugged, Tony, that happened up in Knoxville, Tennessee, about three hours away.
Oh, yeah, I was putting it in the first time right outside of Dollywood!
But yeah, so that's a good memory.
Got a couple staff infections in my butt.
Everybody buy a pair of the basketball socks, please, on the Adidas eBay site after this.
Because I told them I'm going to mention the basketball socks.
Okay, that's all I got, Tony.
And then I'm going to fucking go back, order some Papa John's again, and then on purpose order the White Castle.
My heart rate goes way up right before I put my finger in my mouth.
I get so nervous before I fucking make myself throw up, and my heart rate goes through the roof at the beginning part.
Who's your coach, Rosie O'Donnell?