Uncle Lazer
speaker
263 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 3 Mar
Uncle Lazer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
What?
Jesus Christ.
With ass wide open.
With arms wide open.
Three foot nine with a ten foot dick.
I know.
This is my fucking idol.
I'm nervous as shit right now.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tony.
He's in the relocation program here up there.
Nashville, the weirdest thing happened to me today.
I flew in on Delta and we did not crash.
And my only question is, where in the hell did Hillary Clinton find a school bus that goes 80 miles per hour?
I mean, first it's Hollywood, then the banking system, now this.
What's next, the right to vote?
In response to the US tariffs, Canada is imposing large tariffs on dog food and flamethrowers, which is bullshit because I'm gonna have to get a second job to pay for this shit!
You know I love feeding Red Band's mom dog food!
And your mom can't get up there, Red Band!
Okay, that's my time.
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