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Look, the whole point of a democracy is that the president is not an all-powerful figure who's always right and can never be questioned. That sounds more like a little kid's idea of their father. And I think that's the answer. Republicans aren't looking for a president. They're looking for a daddy. Yeah, and that's not me just saying it, it's them.

When dad gets home, you know what he says? You've been a bad girl. You've been a bad little girl and you're getting a vigorous spanking right now. Check the stats, stop throwing stones. Straighten up, sucker, cause daddy's home.

When dad gets home, you know what he says? You've been a bad girl. You've been a bad little girl and you're getting a vigorous spanking right now. Check the stats, stop throwing stones. Straighten up, sucker, cause daddy's home.

What the hell? What the hellie? You're 54 years old. You can't be talking about needing a daddy if you have an AARP card, okay? My God, if you got daddy issues, don't go into politics. Become a stripper like a normal person, okay? Creepy points to decide. When most MAGA folks say they want a daddy, what they mean is they want somebody to protect them, and that's what Trump promises all the time.

What the hell? What the hellie? You're 54 years old. You can't be talking about needing a daddy if you have an AARP card, okay? My God, if you got daddy issues, don't go into politics. Become a stripper like a normal person, okay? Creepy points to decide. When most MAGA folks say they want a daddy, what they mean is they want somebody to protect them, and that's what Trump promises all the time.

You will once again have a protector in the White House. I'm going to be a protector. I will protect women at a level never seen before. I will protect our workers. I will protect our jobs. I will protect our borders. I will protect our families.

You will once again have a protector in the White House. I'm going to be a protector. I will protect women at a level never seen before. I will protect our workers. I will protect our jobs. I will protect our borders. I will protect our families.

Yeah, Trump is protection the same way a condom is. Like, you see him coming and you know you're going to get f***ed. But here's the thing that I don't get about making Trump your father figure. If you listen to his own family members, he sounds like he's a terrible father.

Yeah, Trump is protection the same way a condom is. Like, you see him coming and you know you're going to get f***ed. But here's the thing that I don't get about making Trump your father figure. If you listen to his own family members, he sounds like he's a terrible father.

He would not really be a dad which would take them for the stroll in the center park, in the stroll, or go and play the soccer with them, or do something like that. He was always on the telephone making the business.

He would not really be a dad which would take them for the stroll in the center park, in the stroll, or go and play the soccer with them, or do something like that. He was always on the telephone making the business.

I'll supply the funds and take care of the kids. It's not like I'm going to be walking the kids down Central Park.

I'll supply the funds and take care of the kids. It's not like I'm going to be walking the kids down Central Park.

Donald Trump was never keen on bequeathing his name to anybody. It was Ivana who wanted to call their newborn son Donald Jr. You can't do that, Trump is quoted as saying in Ivana's memoir. What if he's a loser?

Donald Trump was never keen on bequeathing his name to anybody. It was Ivana who wanted to call their newborn son Donald Jr. You can't do that, Trump is quoted as saying in Ivana's memoir. What if he's a loser?

What if Don Jr. is a loser? I guess those hats are true. Trump really is right about everything, okay? And Daddy Trump does something even worse than insult his children. He plays favorites among them. For instance, here's a fun Christmas story from Donald Trump Jr. himself.

What if Don Jr. is a loser? I guess those hats are true. Trump really is right about everything, okay? And Daddy Trump does something even worse than insult his children. He plays favorites among them. For instance, here's a fun Christmas story from Donald Trump Jr. himself.

I got re-gifted all of the things that were monogrammed for him at times. So, you know, there was one Christmas where he may or may not have given me the gift that I had given him the year before because I monogrammed it, and it was like, oh, yeah, here.

I got re-gifted all of the things that were monogrammed for him at times. So, you know, there was one Christmas where he may or may not have given me the gift that I had given him the year before because I monogrammed it, and it was like, oh, yeah, here.

Now see if you can spot the subtle difference between giving the child he hates a re-gifted tie and what he gives the child he actually likes.