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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Now see if you can spot the subtle difference between giving the child he hates a re-gifted tie and what he gives the child he actually likes.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

A great gift that my dad gave me recently is an apartment because I'm graduating.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

A great gift that my dad gave me recently is an apartment because I'm graduating.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

See? See? You see that? You thought he only denied housing to black people. Turns out he also denied it to his son. And maybe you're thinking, come on, Trump is proud of all his kids equally. He's not.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

See? See? You see that? You thought he only denied housing to black people. Turns out he also denied it to his son. And maybe you're thinking, come on, Trump is proud of all his kids equally. He's not.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

I'm very proud because Don and Eric and Ivanka and, you know, to a lesser extent because she just got out of school, out of college, but Tiffany.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

I'm very proud because Don and Eric and Ivanka and, you know, to a lesser extent because she just got out of school, out of college, but Tiffany.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

That's kind of how he's treating the country, isn't it? Like the red states are Ivanka and the blue states, yeah, we're Tiffany. Yeah. You see, Trump isn't just any dad. He's a particular type of dad. The bully. Sometimes that's great for, you know, if you're having problems with another kid at school or immigrants or the president of Ukraine. He'll bully them for you.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

That's kind of how he's treating the country, isn't it? Like the red states are Ivanka and the blue states, yeah, we're Tiffany. Yeah. You see, Trump isn't just any dad. He's a particular type of dad. The bully. Sometimes that's great for, you know, if you're having problems with another kid at school or immigrants or the president of Ukraine. He'll bully them for you.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

But the thing is, a bully dad will bully his own kids, too.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

But the thing is, a bully dad will bully his own kids, too.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

President Trump has slammed Bolton as a wacko and incompetent, calling Rex Tillerson dumb as a rock and Jim Mattis overrated. Called Attorney General Jeff Sessions mentally retarded and a dumb southerner.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

President Trump has slammed Bolton as a wacko and incompetent, calling Rex Tillerson dumb as a rock and Jim Mattis overrated. Called Attorney General Jeff Sessions mentally retarded and a dumb southerner.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Called Omarosa a lowlife and a dog.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Called Omarosa a lowlife and a dog.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

John Kelly, he's one of the dumbest people I've ever met. Stupid generals like Milley, he was a stupid person. A person known as Nicky Birdbrain Haley. Birdbrain.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

John Kelly, he's one of the dumbest people I've ever met. Stupid generals like Milley, he was a stupid person. A person known as Nicky Birdbrain Haley. Birdbrain.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Look, man, if you hate your kids that much, at least have the decency to go out for cigarettes and never come back. OK, it's OK. We won't miss you. And when you have an emotionally unavailable dad, you're constantly having to beg for his love. And then you get stuff like this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Look, man, if you hate your kids that much, at least have the decency to go out for cigarettes and never come back. OK, it's OK. We won't miss you. And when you have an emotionally unavailable dad, you're constantly having to beg for his love. And then you get stuff like this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

He is the most important, the smartest, the most capable leader in the world.