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He is the most important, the smartest, the most capable leader in the world.

The greatest negotiator, the greatest dealmaker, the greatest diplomat, and the greatest peacemaker.

The greatest negotiator, the greatest dealmaker, the greatest diplomat, and the greatest peacemaker.

Yes, you're damn right. We've never seen dick riding like this. OK, right. This is unprecedented glazing. All right. Or at least it's weird to talk about a president this way. But an emotionally abusive father, then it's very normal. Some of you know the drill. You stay on daddy's good side because, you know, when he has a bad day, he's putting belt to ass. All right.

Yes, you're damn right. We've never seen dick riding like this. OK, right. This is unprecedented glazing. All right. Or at least it's weird to talk about a president this way. But an emotionally abusive father, then it's very normal. Some of you know the drill. You stay on daddy's good side because, you know, when he has a bad day, he's putting belt to ass. All right.

But Republicans, to paraphrase the immortal Maury Povich, he is not your father. If you see him stepping out of line, accepting bribes from foreign countries and violating the Constitution, call it out. Because the truth is, America doesn't need a daddy. It needs to grow up and not be a damn child itself. But that's just my opinion.

But Republicans, to paraphrase the immortal Maury Povich, he is not your father. If you see him stepping out of line, accepting bribes from foreign countries and violating the Constitution, call it out. Because the truth is, America doesn't need a daddy. It needs to grow up and not be a damn child itself. But that's just my opinion.

Welcome back to The Daily Show.

Welcome back to The Daily Show.

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Thank you so much.

I don't know what you mean. Yeah, it calls back the first one, so it really ties in everything.

I don't know what you mean. Yeah, it calls back the first one, so it really ties in everything.

Thank you for sharing your talent with the world.

Thank you for sharing your talent with the world.

You're my inspiration. Everybody, Mission Impossible, the final record, it will be in theaters and IMAX on May 23rd. It's time to thank everybody. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Thanks for speaking to me. That's our show for tonight. Now here it is, your moment of zen.

You're my inspiration. Everybody, Mission Impossible, the final record, it will be in theaters and IMAX on May 23rd. It's time to thank everybody. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Thanks for speaking to me. That's our show for tonight. Now here it is, your moment of zen.

We need an Air Force One until our sets of Air Force One, it's being built. Two of them being built. But Boeing's a little bit late, unfortunately. I'm sorry, I don't have a plane to give you. I wish you did. I would take it. If your country offered the United States Air Force a plane, I would take it. Okay.

We need an Air Force One until our sets of Air Force One, it's being built. Two of them being built. But Boeing's a little bit late, unfortunately. I'm sorry, I don't have a plane to give you. I wish you did. I would take it. If your country offered the United States Air Force a plane, I would take it. Okay.

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