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Yeah, well, they got these after parties with the free drinks, and they just keep coming. Then you see a guy who's at the show. He gives you a shot, and you high-five him.

So what night is this, theoretically? That was Saturday night. So it's Saturday night, so you don't sleep Saturday. Sunday, what do you do? I get up and go on a flight and go home. And then you've got to go home and hug a baby.

So what night is this, theoretically? That was Saturday night. So it's Saturday night, so you don't sleep Saturday. Sunday, what do you do? I get up and go on a flight and go home. And then you've got to go home and hug a baby.

So what night is this, theoretically? That was Saturday night. So it's Saturday night, so you don't sleep Saturday. Sunday, what do you do? I get up and go on a flight and go home. And then you've got to go home and hug a baby.

And you've got to fake it. I'm at the airport puking my guts out. I'm eating a sandwich going, all right, come on.

And you've got to fake it. I'm at the airport puking my guts out. I'm eating a sandwich going, all right, come on.

And you've got to fake it. I'm at the airport puking my guts out. I'm eating a sandwich going, all right, come on.

You're hungover. You're proper hungover.

You're hungover. You're proper hungover.

You're hungover. You're proper hungover.

Hungover, no sleep, you know, the whole thing. Diarrhea, puking, gay.

Hungover, no sleep, you know, the whole thing. Diarrhea, puking, gay.

Hungover, no sleep, you know, the whole thing. Diarrhea, puking, gay.

You can't walk in and be like, hey, I don't feel well or something like that.

You can't walk in and be like, hey, I don't feel well or something like that.

You can't walk in and be like, hey, I don't feel well or something like that.

No, you've got to be on, baby. It's battle stations when you get home. That's the hard part about a kid.

No, you've got to be on, baby. It's battle stations when you get home. That's the hard part about a kid.

No, you've got to be on, baby. It's battle stations when you get home. That's the hard part about a kid.

Hey, everybody, who wants to laugh?