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Hey, everybody, who wants to laugh?

Hey, everybody, who wants to laugh?

doing crowd work? Because you've got to think, she's been with the kid all weekend. So she needs relief. And you come in smelling like a hooker or something.

doing crowd work? Because you've got to think, she's been with the kid all weekend. So she needs relief. And you come in smelling like a hooker or something.

doing crowd work? Because you've got to think, she's been with the kid all weekend. So she needs relief. And you come in smelling like a hooker or something.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

Cigarettes. Puking up cigar butts and semen. She hands you the baby when you walk in. And you're like, who's this? She's covered in stains. Looks like Monica Lewinsky.

Cigarettes. Puking up cigar butts and semen. She hands you the baby when you walk in. And you're like, who's this? She's covered in stains. Looks like Monica Lewinsky.

Cigarettes. Puking up cigar butts and semen. She hands you the baby when you walk in. And you're like, who's this? She's covered in stains. Looks like Monica Lewinsky.

It's tough. And then when did you get to sleep on Sunday night? Sunday night?

It's tough. And then when did you get to sleep on Sunday night? Sunday night?

It's tough. And then when did you get to sleep on Sunday night? Sunday night?

Well, I said, you know what? I'm going to put the baby to bed early you know get some baby time you're going around pulling the shades down yeah what's his name again and uh yeah so i went to bed at like you know 10 30 i watched white lotus i rubbed one out and that was it where do you rub one out You know, the crib's here. I'm in the bed. We're good. Sure. The sound machine's on.

Well, I said, you know what? I'm going to put the baby to bed early you know get some baby time you're going around pulling the shades down yeah what's his name again and uh yeah so i went to bed at like you know 10 30 i watched white lotus i rubbed one out and that was it where do you rub one out You know, the crib's here. I'm in the bed. We're good. Sure. The sound machine's on.

Well, I said, you know what? I'm going to put the baby to bed early you know get some baby time you're going around pulling the shades down yeah what's his name again and uh yeah so i went to bed at like you know 10 30 i watched white lotus i rubbed one out and that was it where do you rub one out You know, the crib's here. I'm in the bed. We're good. Sure. The sound machine's on.

Have you ever yanked it when the missus is in bed with you?

Have you ever yanked it when the missus is in bed with you?

Have you ever yanked it when the missus is in bed with you?