Vince H

I got to go do other stuff.

And he's like, all right, fine.

So we get to talking later.

And so I'm listening to the guy who's telling the story, who is the deputy rolled up as he was heading out for his run.

He was the second to last guy out.

And I'm starting to put together the timeline of when the deputy got there to who was out by the road at that point and who would have had to have been out there.

To make the call to 911 and the deputy showing up line up just time-wise.

And then I start to realize it's about the time I was out there.

Oh, shit.

And then I start to think, like, okay, the guy who started in front of me and the guy who started behind me and behind him, who looks most like a terrorist?

And I'm like, Sunny Beach, someone called the cops on me.

None of us actually look like terrorists.

It had to have just been some pearl-clutching liberal white woman.

Who really thought that they were doing something like, oh, I'm going to get them.

They're going to show up and just make their day terrible.

And it's like, the deputies know.

They all know.

All the locals know what goes on there.

being paid off I think actually back in the summer the sheriff was just there hanging out with everyone talking like during the event like who's that like oh that's Pawnee County Sheriff like okay cool but so if you don't wear a throbe in your next match like the whole white yes please there's a tablecloth wrapped around your head yes please see I don't own an AK though

If I ran it with AK.