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And so I contacted the landlord of this place.

I know they're very nice and I was like hiya do you know someone by this name this package has been delivered it's from Chanel and I don't want to just like leave it I don't really know what to do with it and she was like oh we had that a couple of years ago supposedly she used to live in the house before we bought it and we tried to contact her and we could never get in touch with her so I was like ah okay and she's like I'll try again and I'll text the number that I've been given for her and let you know and so I was like right okay I'll ring Heathrow Chanel

And so I rang it twice yesterday and couldn't get through.

The second time I rang this morning, I got through because I was like, it's essentially stealing if I don't get it back to her.

I know it's not my fault.

You've broken the law by opening someone else's post.

It was an accident.

And so I rang them.

And I'm like, can you not just collect it?

Like, you're causing me hassle now.

I've had to ring you four times.

That's too much hassle.

Yeah, but I have to do it now.

It's like someone asking you.

It's like someone asking you.

And now I'll probably get imprisoned because I fucking opened someone's mail.

Yeah, but it's like someone asking you to be here for a package to collect, but that's something they're sending back.

And then you weren't here when you told them that you wouldn't be here.

And then they ask you to go to one of their depots to drop the package back when you're already up the walls working full time on a dancing show.

Well, I think that when someone has spent 500 quid to go over to watch you on the dancing show out of her own pocket, she would assume that maybe a little favor would be nice considering the favor that was done by moi.