Wade

I'm scared of everything.

It's because I have aphantasia.

I can't imagine what anything looks like.

So while I'm experiencing things, as soon as I have it in my head, it's like, oh, there's a ghost.

But then in my head, I'm like, what does a ghost look like?

Which one's a ghost?

And then in real life, my body is like, oh, we don't know.

It could be anything, because I don't know what it is.

It's just a feeling, and the feeling is fear.

So...

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We've explored some wild theories, some wacky ideas, maybe even ventured a bit too close to the edge of absurdity.

Remember, conspiracy theories are meant for entertainment purposes, not for taking seriously, so please don't go accusing anyone of...

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That's not good.

Unplug it and plug it back in.

Unplug it and plug it back in.

Are you all right?

Oh, my God.

It turned itself back on.