Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
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What memorable tech issues are highlighted in this compilation?
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Worst tech issues. Mark is either gone or sitting very still. Hello? He's thinking. Hello? Hello? Let's try a simple one. Mark, how many fingers? Hello? Oh, wait. I know how to fix this. Mark, how many fingers? Hello? I texted you. Hello? You know what, Bob? I'm going to give you a good internet point. Thanks. That seems fair. hello they tried to take me out it didn't work the world government oh sweet fucking jesus no no not again hello all right sorry everyone we had to break in the middle of our context there mark's tub got us all very wet so we had to take a moment to dry off but uh uh where we were chatting just a moment ago which is right where we're picking up for you guys but a few minutes later for us
Oh, there they are. Red and... What happened? Hello? Why did... Can you hear me?
Suddenly my... A light went out and this... My headphones went out.
That's not good. Unplug it and plug it back in. Unplug it and plug it back in.
For everyone listening, I am now rendered deaf, but I don't know why, because my computer is still on, internet's still working, they can hear me, but I can't hear them. Bob's pointing at a mouse. Hold on. What happened was, I think the guys outside working on things blew a very specific fuse that is only, like, to one plug in this office. control it control it look at this one it's like a gold camo are you why are you showing your controllers i can't understand you the back of the controller this one doesn't have the usb-c though which is disappointing back back xbox usb usb plug the plug plug the usb in oh man okay hold on let me let me troubleshoot lenses
Oh my god, is that a Markiplier ass shot in 2024? Editors, you know you gotta do with that. What? Look at, look, look at caveman Mark. I gotta go check the fuse box. I'll be right back. The fuse box. So easy, a Markiplier caveman can do it. Hey guys, my computer is dying. Uh-oh. Fucking shit. I need to go get the charger for my laptop, or apparently it's at 10% battery. Run! Run! Help! My chair closes, locks my office door from opening. Hang on.
How do unexpected tech failures impact live discussions?
All right. Head empty, foam wet, not on walls. It's not my fault. My laptop is dying. Will, this might need to be an edit out, depending on what's said here. I had it plugged in over here for a while. Oh, no. I think maybe it got put in the cabinet at some point. I really wish you'd start talking shit about us. I'm not saying that you touched it. I know. The painting people moved all the shit around. Painting person. I feel like we shouldn't listen to that. I know. So, uh, what's up? Small talk? You got anything interesting in mind? Oh, laptop charger. Where did I leave you? Oh, it's in my backpack, which is upstairs next to my computer. Okay. Fuck. I can't un-listen. Oh, I'm wearing a microphone. I wonder if they can still hear me.
Did you guys hear me that whole time? We kept going like, oh no, we shouldn't listen to this. I found my charger, guys. It was right here five feet away from me. Wow. Can you believe it? Oh man, that's crazy. We were trying not to listen, but we couldn't help it. Why would you try not to listen? We were trying to talk over you. I'm the one who went to the bathroom wearing my love. That's the rule. Hello? Mark, are you taking the longest drink of coffee in history or are you frozen? Hello? Remember that noise Mark was talking about his computer started making? I think. might have just gone horribly wrong hello hi oh okay all right yeah that that was super weird my ethernet adapter just failed i've never had that problem ever and it just started working again or did you have to like go into the device manager or something i switched to wi-fi if i go into my device manager my ethernet is now appearing and disappearing and the whole adapter is like
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What memorable tech issues are highlighted in this compilation?
0:00–2:53
2
How do unexpected tech failures impact live discussions?
2:53–6:05
3
What troubleshooting steps are discussed during tech malfunctions?
6:05–9:12
4
How does humor play a role in addressing tech problems?
9:12–11:16
5
What personal anecdotes are shared about tech mishaps?
11:16–13:52
6
How do guests react to ongoing technical difficulties?
13:52–16:01
7
What insights are provided about the reliability of tech equipment?
16:01–18:44
8
What lessons can be learned from these tech blunders?
18:44–25:37