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Wade

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Best of James (Compilation)

I got a book I think you should read, Mark.

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Best of James (Compilation)

That book is fucking disgusting.

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Best of James (Compilation)

That book is the grossest book I've ever seen in the goddamn world.

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Best of James (Compilation)

Yeah, that makes sense.

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Best of James (Compilation)

Alright, yeah, scares children, but hey, if it's for your own child, scare all the children in the world.

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Best of James (Compilation)

Go to sleep.

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Best of James (Compilation)

You can slumber.

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Best of James (Compilation)

When they're sitting on the toilet?

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Best of James (Compilation)

When is this occurring?

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Best of James (Compilation)

The trick is you put a bucket on their head first and then you can cover them in all the poop.

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Best of James (Compilation)

I don't want to talk about that.

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Best of James (Compilation)

Wouldn't want to put your child in the way of that.

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Best of James (Compilation)

I was thinking of Hot Wheels, right?

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Best of James (Compilation)

You know how Homelander went up to that one superhero and went thwing on the sides of the head and then made him deaf?

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Best of James (Compilation)

No, that he'd scream louder.

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Best of James (Compilation)

And this is a horrible advice.

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Best of James (Compilation)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Best of James (Compilation)

He's raising a child.

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Best of James (Compilation)

I don't even... Yeah, kid's dead now.

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