Solar System Tier List
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Fastest based on Ookla Speedtest. Intelligence data, second half 2025. All rights reserved. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible! this episode. Bathroom-loving Bob boldly goes to his buddies for their celestial selections. Wizened Wade gets brutalized by Pokemon and derides Pupita and your anus. Mercury-hating Mark loves stalking, ends his rending rain, despises computer dick-teasing, and respects the moon but rips Mars. From sublime innovation to mystery orbits, Yes, it's time for Solar System Tier List. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to Distractable, a podcast on the internet. That's right. You've heard of podcasts other places, but have you ever seen a podcast on the internet? No, I bet you haven't. We're first of our kind. That's why we're so special here. We're always innovating. That's our hallmark. That's the show's hallmark. We're always innovating, which is why today's topic is going to be so exciting and innovative. It's going to be something we've never done before. It's going to be unlike any previous episode you've ever seen of this show, and you're going to love it.
That's one thing I know for sure. It's from previous experience I've learned that you're going to love it, but not because we've done this before, because it's really good and unique and innovative.
Did I say innovative? It's innovative. I said that. Good. If you've never seen this show before, I'm the host because I won the last episode and this show is competitive. Competing for today's victory trophy? There's no trophy. Competing in today's episode will be the same guys who it always is when I host. It's Mark and Wade. Say hi, boys.
Hi, boys.
You both listened. That's a point for each of you. That was a test and you passed. Innovation.
yeah if you've ever seen the show before you'll know that everything i just said is a lie and there are no rules and i just give out points arbitrarily but that's a lie i'm gonna give myself a lie point and then we're gonna get right into it by which i mean small talk how's it going i have so much to talk about give us those juicy deets all right i want you to open your ears real quick Huh? I can't hear anything else, but God damn it. Well, there goes all my, I got a new keyboard and it's like semi, it's not mechanical, but it's like, it's a little clackety. What kind of board is it, bro? I can almost tell what keys you're hitting by how they sound. No, no. I was typing all of my passwords in one long string.
I could tell you type top Bob's that innovative again. It's the new keyboard that has the stream deck built into it, which seems so obvious now.
That's a thing? Yeah, they just came out with it, which makes you go like, why didn't they do this before? Is that, wait, who, what? So Corsair bought Elgato a ways back. I can't remember when, but Corsair owns them. Corsair makes many things, keyboards included. Not always my favorite keyboards, but this one was just like, oh my God, this saves desk space. And I'm always like losing my stream deck or not setting it up.
How do the hosts rank celestial bodies in the solar system?
It'd be nice if I could just blah, and it's there. And it's there, and it works. And there's way more settings than I would ever do on it. I haven't programmed. There's a whole bunch of pre-programmed stuff. But there's also like a little numpad thing, so it's where the numpad is. It's not quite as nice as a real numpad, but it works.
But it could be a numpad if you so require. And usually I'm very against mechanical keyboards.
I hate loud clacking, but this one grew on me. At first I was like, oh no, it's got some clack, but it really doesn't.
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