Best of James (Compilation)
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From Mini-Me to Paternal Pride. Yes! It's time for Best of James. You got a baby.
Oh, yeah, that's right. Also, there's a baby.
Wow. James.
His name is James. James. I don't have to call him baby anymore. He has a name now, legally. James. That's a good name. Man, what would you think if I said it wasn't a good name?
Oh, does James pay his taxes yet? Do you know tax season's only three months away, little James?
Listen, daddy takes care of the taxes, okay? James doesn't have to worry about that.
Is that the whole point of having a baby to pay your taxes for you and stuff?
What highlights from Bob's parenting journey are shared?
I don't know what you've heard about babies, but no. No, don't even entertain him about this one. No, straight up no.
I thought they change your diapers when they get old enough to get out of their own, and they pay your taxes for you and, I don't know, work so you can retire.
All right, so you had the critical ideas of old enough on their own, but what is that age that you think it is?
After they emerge? You think that's old enough on their own? After the... What's it called? The great emergence? The emergence. Yeah. Emergening.
That's why it's the emergency room.
Yeah. They got all these pregnant ladies, so they're doing their emergencings in the emergency room. I get it now. Medical jargon is so lost on me. I saw a turkey. That was so big that nobody believed that it was a turkey until they inspected it for themselves. Took James to a fall festival, like a farm. There's a big Midwest thing. It's like, oh, it's fall. Let's do a corn maze and go in the pumpkin patch and we'll have activities and stuff. And we went to this place. It was really fun. They had a bunch of cool people. play sets the first moment we were there I did have made a parenting mistake they had this big thing that was just like a big hill and you could run it was sort of like a hill where you were supposed to clearly run from one side to the other and there was like a path but then the sides were very steep you were not supposed to go up or down the sides you were supposed to go over the path like a and James started going up that and I was like
Oh, that'd be a good picture. Cause I was like, I'm trying to take pictures. We're doing this fun thing with James. I want pictures of James. And so I was like, he won't be fucking crazy for 30 seconds. I can let him run up or down this hill really quick. So I let him go. And I'm like, I'm just going to go around and take a picture. And I like have my phone out about to take a picture. He's on the very top of the hill and he looks down at me and he just goes. and tries to like run down the steepest fucking he took like two steps and then just and piled at the bottom and it's it's busy this is right by the entrance so there's a there's a bunch of other people doing the hill and people and just out in the middle of all that james is just fucking eating so much just fucking
And I just, I put my phone away, going to go and pick him up, and he's like, I'm okay. Let's do this stuff. Like, because he doesn't want to, like, go home. He's like, he was, it was fine, but it was so, I was like, he can do this, right? Did you get any of it? Like a photo collage of, ah, poop! God, I fucking, I wish I didn't even get all the way to like, I was like trying to get the camera open and I was like, huh? And then just anyway, it's warm out now. And that's really fun for James because it means we get to go back to the playgrounds and stuff. And we did that yesterday and he had hell of a time before it got cold. When we were going to the playgrounds, like the end of last summer, he was walking, but he was small enough that it was kind of like we had to chase him around.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:03
2
What highlights from Bob's parenting journey are shared?
1:03–6:56
3
How does Bob describe James's personality and development?
6:56–8:02
4
What funny incidents involving James and his toys are recounted?
8:02–42:00
5
What challenges does Bob face with potty training James?
42:00–1:04:18