Wade

But point being, being bald so much easier.

And I look fucking great.

i definitely agree that it's easier and you pull it off i don't think i could pull off ball i think i have a really ugly i didn't think so either till i did it i have like a big i have like a mole thing that i can feel like a lump right here i got a couple like yeah i've got a bump somewhere i don't know where it is i got a couple bumps on my head just hard to notice unless we're tall bob no one sees the top of our head unless we want them to it's easily concealed that's true

This is people afraid of being bald and afraid of what they look like bald.

Just specifically me.

Yes, you get this, Wade.

Specifically, would you want to have long hair or have Wade shave his head every morning?

Which one?

You've been waiting for it, and here it is, Wade.

This is your reward point for being bald.

Uh-huh.

Dude, I already won best hair like a couple weeks ago or whatever it was.

That's true.

Best hair, best bald.

I'm the best me.

All you other Wades and other timelines, fuck yourself.

I'm number one, baby.

Put me on a boat.

And I'm bald.