Wade

Oh, and it was so much better.

I think people dread Fridays because for parents, it means that it's the weekend, which means that you got...

It's like, it's like, uh, nighttime in I Am Legend.

They, like, lock the house down, and then they get the dog, and they sit in the bathtub with a gun, and rock back and forth until they survive the night.

Is that every night in that movie?

No, I guess that was only the bad one, when he was hurt, or whatever.

I don't know.

I don't know if we got to see, like, a normal night, because the first night he wakes up, and then the first night you actually see in the movie is everything's already fucked, right?

Isn't that already crazy?

What movie are we talking about?

I Am Thirteen.

For some weird reason in my brain, I conflate scenes from I Am Legend with the one with the robots that Will Smith was also in.

I Am Robot?

I don't think that was Will Smith, was it?

I Am Legend and I Am Robot, the two Will Smith movies.

It's called I Robot.

Oh, okay.

It's like, wait, that sounds right, but it doesn't sound right.

Which is 100% what Apple's home robot assistant is going to be called in 50 years when it releases.

And they'll totally miss that that's hilarious, but also terrifying.