Wade

Congratulations.

Wait, what else can we compare?

What about your heart rate?

I bet your heart rate's way better than mine.

Yeah, go ahead.

I don't care about that.

Go take more time.

Whatever.

so the resting heart rate is 67 been going down a lot that's good oh wow man my metrics are looking great yeah my resting heart rate's only 72 kicking my ass i don't monitor any of this stuff so uh whatever god wants me to have do you mean for your heart rate or sleep heart rate okay good okay the man upstairs real involved in my sleep schedule he tells me when to snore he doesn't say shit to me

All right, so, uh, Mark, loser speech.

Well, let's just say that, uh, if the trade-off for losing is, uh, having higher quality of life and, um, uh, the other things, and if that means that I can get a village, uh, in Maine, uh, I'd say losing is pretty good.

I'd say losing is okay.

Unfortunately, the village takes checks only.

Fuck.

You need to send them one paper check for five and a half million dollars.

Damn.

Bob Winterspeech.

My life is terrible, and that's how I keep winning.

Mm-hmm.

Follow these guys, especially Bob, just in case.