Wade

Anyway, Good Friday has been on Friday the 13th, only if Easter is on April 15th, and it has occurred in 1900, 1906, 1979, 1990, 2001, and will occur again in 2063.

I mean, we left the 80s in 1990.

I loved the 80s.

You don't even... You lived in the 80s for like nine months.

Oh, and it was so much better.

I think people dread Fridays because for parents, it means that it's the weekend, which means that you got...

It's like, it's like, uh, nighttime in I Am Legend.

They, like, lock the house down, and then they get the dog, and they sit in the bathtub with a gun, and rock back and forth until they survive the night.

Is that every night in that movie?

No, I guess that was only the bad one, when he was hurt, or whatever.

I don't know.

I don't know if we got to see, like, a normal night, because the first night he wakes up, and then the first night you actually see in the movie is everything's already fucked, right?

Isn't that already crazy?

What movie are we talking about?

I Am Thirteen.

For some weird reason in my brain, I conflate scenes from I Am Legend with the one with the robots that Will Smith was also in.

I Am Robot?

I don't think that was Will Smith, was it?

I Am Legend and I Am Robot, the two Will Smith movies.

It's called I Robot.