Wendigoon

So your daughter is pretending to be a werewolf and she keeps removing her teeth in the back of the class.

And you're like, why am I just hearing about this now?

You know, well, we didn't want to.

We didn't think it was that big of a deal.

Little kids lose their teeth all the time.

I'm like, yeah, well, not by fucking pulling them out of their mouth, you goon.

Well, that's what the mallet is for.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, that was what the rubber mallet was for.

Oh, dude, easy.

I mean, the amount of people that... Even in the school system, you must see... Like, you must see...

like just strange behaving kids all the time that in a way it literally must come off as normal.

I mean, dude, I remember, you know how many horse girls,

were in my grade school classes, you would have thought it was a goddamn stable versus a school.

Like acted like horses?

Yeah.

Dude, horse girls, especially in elementary, which I don't know how prevalent that was.

Did you have some horse girls in your school?

OK, well, it's pretty small, even if it was.

I mean, like I didn't have the biggest class either.