Whitney Cummings

He's in a sugar coma. They don't have to waste a roofie on him.

He's in a sugar coma. They don't have to waste a roofie on him.

He's in a sugar coma. They don't have to waste a roofie on him.

Totally. But another thing I will say is I guess this is the podcast where I come forward with all my flaws. How many times a day, by the way, do you say it was a different time? Probably four or five times a day for me.

Totally. But another thing I will say is I guess this is the podcast where I come forward with all my flaws. How many times a day, by the way, do you say it was a different time? Probably four or five times a day for me.

Totally. But another thing I will say is I guess this is the podcast where I come forward with all my flaws. How many times a day, by the way, do you say it was a different time? Probably four or five times a day for me.

I was obsessed with one of my teachers in high school.

I was obsessed with one of my teachers in high school.

I was obsessed with one of my teachers in high school.

yeah oh consensually absolutely yes i was like a sexual predator in high school it's like all because it's also for women like girls whatever when i was growing up like if you grow up poor like dating an older guy is not your family is wants that right like he can pick you up from school he can oh i don't know 35 i don't know when you're 14 everyone's like 35 that's true right that's true

yeah oh consensually absolutely yes i was like a sexual predator in high school it's like all because it's also for women like girls whatever when i was growing up like if you grow up poor like dating an older guy is not your family is wants that right like he can pick you up from school he can oh i don't know 35 i don't know when you're 14 everyone's like 35 that's true right that's true

yeah oh consensually absolutely yes i was like a sexual predator in high school it's like all because it's also for women like girls whatever when i was growing up like if you grow up poor like dating an older guy is not your family is wants that right like he can pick you up from school he can oh i don't know 35 i don't know when you're 14 everyone's like 35 that's true right that's true

I was like, I don't know if it was just the fantasy or the authority of it or, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Him talking about slavery in history class. I don't know what was turning me on, but there's something. I know so many girls that dated their college professors.

I was like, I don't know if it was just the fantasy or the authority of it or, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Him talking about slavery in history class. I don't know what was turning me on, but there's something. I know so many girls that dated their college professors.

I was like, I don't know if it was just the fantasy or the authority of it or, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Him talking about slavery in history class. I don't know what was turning me on, but there's something. I know so many girls that dated their college professors.

My high school theater teacher gave the exchange student aides.

My high school theater teacher gave the exchange student aides.

My high school theater teacher gave the exchange student aides.

And we all wanted to, I mean, I talked about this on my podcast with Kate Siegel. I don't know if you ever watched like Haunting of Hill House or those shows on Netflix. She's a girl that I went to high school with who was kind of like my nemesis. We were both in theater class and we're both trying to like get the theater teacher to fall in love with us.

And we all wanted to, I mean, I talked about this on my podcast with Kate Siegel. I don't know if you ever watched like Haunting of Hill House or those shows on Netflix. She's a girl that I went to high school with who was kind of like my nemesis. We were both in theater class and we're both trying to like get the theater teacher to fall in love with us.