Whitney Cummings

I don't know. So, I've read it. So, I... And don't... I mean, let's, like, go with it. I want to get... I want to keep working. I want to get spots at the Cellar. Let's say I'm trans. But wait, what was I just about to say about that? Oh. Oh, Bieber. You know what? I... There's something, and I don't mean to laugh because it is sick.

I don't know. So, I've read it. So, I... And don't... I mean, let's, like, go with it. I want to get... I want to keep working. I want to get spots at the Cellar. Let's say I'm trans. But wait, what was I just about to say about that? Oh. Oh, Bieber. You know what? I... There's something, and I don't mean to laugh because it is sick.

When a woman is hugged too long at a Christmas party, we shut down and have a parade and everyone has to wear the same hat. When a boy gets molested, no one cares.

When a woman is hugged too long at a Christmas party, we shut down and have a parade and everyone has to wear the same hat. When a boy gets molested, no one cares.

When a woman is hugged too long at a Christmas party, we shut down and have a parade and everyone has to wear the same hat. When a boy gets molested, no one cares.

That sounds like my purse when I walk down the street with all my pills. And that sounds like my uterus after I had a kid. So, I mean, what did we think was going on with Bieber?

That sounds like my purse when I walk down the street with all my pills. And that sounds like my uterus after I had a kid. So, I mean, what did we think was going on with Bieber?

That sounds like my purse when I walk down the street with all my pills. And that sounds like my uterus after I had a kid. So, I mean, what did we think was going on with Bieber?

First of all, why is anyone entertained by a 13-year-old at all? Like, I don't see a 13-year-old.

First of all, why is anyone entertained by a 13-year-old at all? Like, I don't see a 13-year-old.

First of all, why is anyone entertained by a 13-year-old at all? Like, I don't see a 13-year-old.

It's absolutely that.

It's absolutely that.

It's absolutely that.

It's all it is. Did you see the iCarly documentary, the Nickelodeon documentary?

It's all it is. Did you see the iCarly documentary, the Nickelodeon documentary?

It's all it is. Did you see the iCarly documentary, the Nickelodeon documentary?

When you're like, okay, are you telling me that there are casting sessions where 13-year-old girls go in and sing and dance? Yeah. Because on some level, you know they're hot. Yes. Or they're going to be hot. They're pretty hot.

When you're like, okay, are you telling me that there are casting sessions where 13-year-old girls go in and sing and dance? Yeah. Because on some level, you know they're hot. Yes. Or they're going to be hot. They're pretty hot.

When you're like, okay, are you telling me that there are casting sessions where 13-year-old girls go in and sing and dance? Yeah. Because on some level, you know they're hot. Yes. Or they're going to be hot. They're pretty hot.