Whitney Cummings

Strands. Strands. Strands is dark.

Bit off. When you have like Absolute had the regular and then they had the strawberry and the peach and the... Oh, yeah. It's another line. Lines.

Bit off. When you have like Absolute had the regular and then they had the strawberry and the peach and the... Oh, yeah. It's another line. Lines.

Bit off. When you have like Absolute had the regular and then they had the strawberry and the peach and the... Oh, yeah. It's another line. Lines.

I haven't seen it yet, but I love it when a meme is already huge before it's come out, when he's going...

I haven't seen it yet, but I love it when a meme is already huge before it's come out, when he's going...

I haven't seen it yet, but I love it when a meme is already huge before it's come out, when he's going...

Sorry, he's just like, what question was that in response to?

Sorry, he's just like, what question was that in response to?

Sorry, he's just like, what question was that in response to?

This is how he walks out. It looks like he was just at a P. Diddy's freak-off.

This is how he walks out. It looks like he was just at a P. Diddy's freak-off.

This is how he walks out. It looks like he was just at a P. Diddy's freak-off.

Bieber after Usher got custody of him.

Bieber after Usher got custody of him.

Bieber after Usher got custody of him.

Look, we've been through Me Too. It backfired. People won't hire women anymore. Great job, Amber Heard. Hello, you're here. And thank you. Well, people think I'm trans, so that's fine. No one thinks you're trans.

Look, we've been through Me Too. It backfired. People won't hire women anymore. Great job, Amber Heard. Hello, you're here. And thank you. Well, people think I'm trans, so that's fine. No one thinks you're trans.

Look, we've been through Me Too. It backfired. People won't hire women anymore. Great job, Amber Heard. Hello, you're here. And thank you. Well, people think I'm trans, so that's fine. No one thinks you're trans.

I don't know. So, I've read it. So, I... And don't... I mean, let's, like, go with it. I want to get... I want to keep working. I want to get spots at the Cellar. Let's say I'm trans. But wait, what was I just about to say about that? Oh. Oh, Bieber. You know what? I... There's something, and I don't mean to laugh because it is sick.