Whitney Cummings

Sorry, he's just like, what question was that in response to?

This is how he walks out. It looks like he was just at a P. Diddy's freak-off.

This is how he walks out. It looks like he was just at a P. Diddy's freak-off.

This is how he walks out. It looks like he was just at a P. Diddy's freak-off.

Bieber after Usher got custody of him.

Bieber after Usher got custody of him.

Bieber after Usher got custody of him.

Look, we've been through Me Too. It backfired. People won't hire women anymore. Great job, Amber Heard. Hello, you're here. And thank you. Well, people think I'm trans, so that's fine. No one thinks you're trans.

Look, we've been through Me Too. It backfired. People won't hire women anymore. Great job, Amber Heard. Hello, you're here. And thank you. Well, people think I'm trans, so that's fine. No one thinks you're trans.

Look, we've been through Me Too. It backfired. People won't hire women anymore. Great job, Amber Heard. Hello, you're here. And thank you. Well, people think I'm trans, so that's fine. No one thinks you're trans.

I don't know. So, I've read it. So, I... And don't... I mean, let's, like, go with it. I want to get... I want to keep working. I want to get spots at the Cellar. Let's say I'm trans. But wait, what was I just about to say about that? Oh. Oh, Bieber. You know what? I... There's something, and I don't mean to laugh because it is sick.

I don't know. So, I've read it. So, I... And don't... I mean, let's, like, go with it. I want to get... I want to keep working. I want to get spots at the Cellar. Let's say I'm trans. But wait, what was I just about to say about that? Oh. Oh, Bieber. You know what? I... There's something, and I don't mean to laugh because it is sick.

I don't know. So, I've read it. So, I... And don't... I mean, let's, like, go with it. I want to get... I want to keep working. I want to get spots at the Cellar. Let's say I'm trans. But wait, what was I just about to say about that? Oh. Oh, Bieber. You know what? I... There's something, and I don't mean to laugh because it is sick.

When a woman is hugged too long at a Christmas party, we shut down and have a parade and everyone has to wear the same hat. When a boy gets molested, no one cares.

When a woman is hugged too long at a Christmas party, we shut down and have a parade and everyone has to wear the same hat. When a boy gets molested, no one cares.

When a woman is hugged too long at a Christmas party, we shut down and have a parade and everyone has to wear the same hat. When a boy gets molested, no one cares.

That sounds like my purse when I walk down the street with all my pills. And that sounds like my uterus after I had a kid. So, I mean, what did we think was going on with Bieber?

That sounds like my purse when I walk down the street with all my pills. And that sounds like my uterus after I had a kid. So, I mean, what did we think was going on with Bieber?

That sounds like my purse when I walk down the street with all my pills. And that sounds like my uterus after I had a kid. So, I mean, what did we think was going on with Bieber?

First of all, why is anyone entertained by a 13-year-old at all? Like, I don't see a 13-year-old.