Whitney Cummings
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2024 election fried our brains. The Democrats couldn't hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright. Are we still rolling? Am I off? Go for it. It was amazing that the pro-choice party didn't give their voters one when it came to the presidential candidate. Kamala was forced on us so hard you'd think she was patented by Pfizer or Moderna, whichever one. Oh, God.
2024 election fried our brains. The Democrats couldn't hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright. Are we still rolling? Am I off? Go for it. It was amazing that the pro-choice party didn't give their voters one when it came to the presidential candidate. Kamala was forced on us so hard you'd think she was patented by Pfizer or Moderna, whichever one. Oh, God.
Andy just gave me a very scary look. No! I love going around the country because you see that Americans really are more reasonable than they would be portrayed. Absolutely. They're pretty great. And I'm playing bigger and bigger venues now. I thought being a mom would mean that less people will want to come see me. I'm now playing, you know, like 3,000 seat theaters. That's awesome.
Andy just gave me a very scary look. No! I love going around the country because you see that Americans really are more reasonable than they would be portrayed. Absolutely. They're pretty great. And I'm playing bigger and bigger venues now. I thought being a mom would mean that less people will want to come see me. I'm now playing, you know, like 3,000 seat theaters. That's awesome.
Which is about the viewership of CNN these days.
Which is about the viewership of CNN these days.
All eyes are on this show. Wow, you're all flaring.
All eyes are on this show. Wow, you're all flaring.
Haitian cat, that's your next whiskey.
Haitian cat, that's your next whiskey.
Haitian cat, that's your next whiskey.
Strains. What do you call it? Strains? Spinoffs?
Strains. What do you call it? Strains? Spinoffs?
Strains. What do you call it? Strains? Spinoffs?
Strands. Strands. Strands is dark.
Strands. Strands. Strands is dark.